Great uses for Crisco include making pie crusts flaky and delicious, cookies and cakes soft and frosting fluffy. Today, in Philadelphia, Crisco is also great for preventing excited Eagles fans from climbing light poles.
The hashtag #CriscoCops was trending in Philadelphia after Fox 9 tweeted out this photo. If you remember when the Phillies won the World Series in 2008, greasing light poles to not only prevent injury, but preserve property, might not be a bad idea.
No matter what happens, promise yourself to act responsibly when the game is over.