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Monday “Meh” list: quick recap of the slightly overrated

Portland Timbers v New York Red Bulls

HARRISON, NJ - AUGUST 19: Goalkeeper Bill Gaudette #88 of the New York Red Bulls makes a diving save during the first half against the Portland Timbers in a Major League Soccer game on August 19, 2012 at Red Bull Arena. The Red Bulls defeated Portland 3-2. (Photo by Rich Schultz/Getty Images)

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  • Tuesdays without Champions League
  • Chivas USA’s chances of scoring again this year (One goal in six September games? Are you kidding me?)
  • Colorado’s Omar Cummings
  • Vancouver’s Camilo
  • Pumpkin coffee
  • Spurs jinx at Old Trafford
  • Any talk of a new ground for the New England Revolution
  • MLS attendance in Round 30 (needed to be better in some spots.)
  • During the run of play, press box chit-chat about other sports
  • Alex Ferguson complaining about stoppage time
  • Over-hyping the Cosmos
  • Bill Gaudette (Red Bulls don’t need him)
  • Teemu Tainio (ditto)
  • Rafa Marquez (double ditto)
  • “Hip” Tweets with so few words spelled sensibly that they make no freakin’ sense