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The Kerrigans are having a baby and, WOW, this is all so very exciting

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The Kerrigans are having a baby and, WOW, this is all so very exciting

The Kerrigan family is about to make a big-time addition to its roster.

Ryan and his wife, Jessica, already have two very, VERY, very, very cute bulldogs in their household. 

But on Tuesday, the two announced in separate Instagram posts that Jessica is 18 weeks pregnant and that a third human Kerrigan will arrive in 2019.

"Can I eat dis sign aftur da picturr iz over?" George the bulldog said when reached for comment on the news.

"How did dey gett such a smawl jerzey for da baby alreddy?" Franklin the other bulldog added.

This is all very wonderful.

Come next March, the world is about to get a little precious-er.

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Ryan Kerrigan is a really good pass rusher with only one good ear

Ryan Kerrigan is a really good pass rusher with only one good ear

If you ever get the chance to talk to Ryan Kerrigan, do your best to avoid standing on his left while you do so.

That's because the standout defender is almost completely deaf in his left ear, which is something he noticed all the way back in kindergarten. On Saturday at training camp, Kerrigan told the media trying to communicate with him in loud places on his weaker side is like trying to communicate with "a brick wall."

"If I put a headphone in there and turn it up — like super-freaking loud — I can hear," he said.

This is something that was originally reported on back when No. 91 just broke into the NFL, but that was before Twitter became Twitter. So some — myself included, and by the way, sorry to the writers who were trying to get Kerrigan to answer real questions for derailing his session entirely once he revealed this — didn't know about it until now. 

Preston Smith, however, has been aware of it for a while. And like the O-lineman who face Kerrigan every Sunday, Smith has had issues getting a hold of him in the past.

"I was talking to him one time, standing on his left, and I was trying to get insight on the play," Smith remembered. "Then, he turned so he could hear. And I was like, 'Man, I've been talking this whole time and you didn't hear me.'"

But what should you do if you do come across the 29-year-old and have no choice but to speak to him from the left?

Well, doing your best DJ Swearinger impression is a solid place to start. That's one person who has no trouble getting through to Kerrigan.

"He's pretty loud," Kerrigan said of the safety. "Even a guy with one funtional ear like me can hear him."

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These engagement photos of Ryan Kerrigan and his fiancee will make you feel all warm inside

These engagement photos of Ryan Kerrigan and his fiancee will make you feel all warm inside

Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams have long held the title of Most Romantic Shot Featuring a Man Holding Up a Woman While They Kiss Each Other, thanks to that iconic still from their 2004 movie The Notebook.

Not anymore, though.

A few days ago, Ryan Kerrigan's fiancée, Jessica, posted this tremendous engagement photo of the couple, taken at FedEx Field. If it were any other normal day at the stadium and there were referees inside, they certainly would've been tempted to throw a flag on the two for excessive cuteness:

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sunday night lights 🏈❤️ #HTTKerrigans

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After stumbling upon that Instagram post from Jessica, CSNmidatlantic.com perused the Internet for more images, because the only thing better than one adorable picture is multiple adorable pictures.

Eventually, the profile belonging to the woman whom Ryan and Jessica hired to handle all of their engagement photos was discovered, and with it came this masterpiece...:

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Ryan & Jessica #httr

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...And this one, too, which is the one that has now officially taken the crown from Gosling and McAdams:

Kerrigan and his soon-to-be wife are scheduled to get married next March. It'll probably be a very delightful day.

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