The mid-2000s were a brutal era for teen and young adult fashion. And no brand dominated the MTV TRL era like Abercrombie & Fitch.
Want proof? Look no further than this throwback picture of Capitals forward T.J. Oshie and Blackhawks center Jonathan Toews, shared by USA Warriors goalie Johnny Laursen.
College teammates at University of North Dakota from 2005 to 2007, the two split their time between the rink and American Eagle, or so it appears.
Let's have a close examination of this image, shall we? It has all the now-humiliating hallmarks of the time.
Abercrombie shirt, check.
Trucker hats casually askew, check.
Beaded man necklace, check.
Popped collar, check.
Shaggy hair, check.
Bonus points for the Pamela Anderson cup.
At least Oshie had gotten rid of the bleach blond hair by this point.
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