More than 220 players will be drafted over the next three days in Philadelphia, but only five of them make the CSN All-Name team. There are plenty of candidates, but it takes a lot to make this list.
To be clear, this list does not represent the Top 5 players for the Redskins to target. It doesn't even represent players the Redskins might be interested in. These guys just have awesome names.
- Jake Butt - TE, Michigan - The jokes are too easy, but he did land a toilet paper sponsorship.
- Corn Elder - CB, Miami - Not enough people named Corn in the world.
- Eddie Vanderdoes - DT, UCLA - Vanderdoesitall.
- Erik Magnuson - OT, Michigan - This has to be the name of an actual Viking. Has to.
No. 5 - Forrest Lamp - OG/C Western Kentucky - Invoking a Best Picture winner and the name of a household appliance. Just tremendous. So good he's already landed an endorsement deal. I love lamp.
No. 4 - Budda Baker - Safety, Washington - Whether you like it for the religion or just the alliteration, it's fantastic.
No. 3 - Tyus Bowser - OLB, Houston - The bad guy in Mario? The photoshops will be tremendous.
No. 2 - Raekwon McMillan - LB, Ohio State - The Chef. Don't mess with the Chef.
No. 1 - Taco Charlton - DT, Michigan - It takes a lot to beat Raekwon, but this is the best draft name in years. Everyone loves a Taco.
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