BY PETER HAILEY
Ryan Kerrigan's driver's license expires in a little less than three weeks, which is a real shame because it's an absolute classic. One of the greatest we've ever seen, in fact.
On Monday, Kerrigan posted a photo of the license on his Instagram, as he bid farewell to it on social media just 20 days ahead of its August 16 expiration date. After doing a little math, we figured out that Kerrigan got the license right after his 21st birthday, otherwise known as the part of his life that can only be described as "the bro stage."
Seriously, take a gander at this piece of state issued gold:
A photo posted by Ryan Kerrigan (@kerrigan91) on Jul 27, 2015 at 12:52pm PDT
Do you see that? Are your eyes processing the brilliance of that license? There's so much going on in there that we have to break it down piece by piece.
First and foremost, there's Kerrigan's picture. There's so much flow on top of his head that it's spilling out of the frame. Why did he ever get rid of all that lettuce?
Then, there's the fact that Kerrigan is an organ donor. It's nice to see that #91 made that unselfish decision.
Finally -- and this is our favorite part -- there's the part of the license that lists his eye and hair color as "BRO." As if we needed any more indication that 21-year-old Kerrigan was the biggest bro of all.
Here at CSNWashington, we've been conducting our "Best of the Best" bracket, where we've been trying to crown the best Redskin of all time. Doing this for the franchise's most memorable names makes total sense and is a lot of fun. Doing it for the best Redskins driver's licenses, however, would be pointless and not very fun, because no one could possibly top what's in Kerrigan's wallet.
Is there a driver's license Hall of Fame? And if so, can we induct Kerrigan's as soon as he's finished with it?