Forget Carli Lloyd, forget Jurassic World, forget Amy Schumer, and forget Meek vs. Drake. When people further down the line reflect on this summer, they will remember it as "The summer of the PhunkeeDuck."
PhunkeeDucks are those hands-free scooters that you've surely seen by now, and anyone who's anyone has one -- particularly in the sports world.
And on Friday, the PhunkeeDuck revolution welcomed its newest member. This new member, however, was seen doing something on his hands-free scooter that no one has been seen doing before. So while he certainly became a part of the PhunkeeDuck movement, he sort of created his own, special division in it, too.
Behold: JaVale McGee riding a PhunkeeDuck while eating a nice helping of french fries.
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The former Wizard looks very in control of his set of wheels, which is a stark contrast from some of his past on-court experiences. The new Maverick also gets a few extra inches of height from the scooter, which help make the 7-footer look even more imposing.
If an NBA player -- preferably McGee himself -- doesn't use a PhunkeeDuck during next year's dunk contest, then all of humanity will be robbed; that's the next logical step in the PhunkeeDuck's assimilation into mainstream culture, right?
Also, can someone get one of those things to Marcin Gortat? Something tells me he'd be a solid addition to the PhunkeeDuck crew.