By Adam Hart
CSNNE.com
Know how sometimes it seems like the Patriots are holding something back? Might've noticed it in the build-up to the playoff loss to the Jets.
Turns out Patriots are people, too. The above outtakes from Tom E. Curran's weekly Quick Slants luncheon with linebacker Jerod Mayo are the pudding . . . get it? The proof is in the . . .
OK, on to the highlights, in chronological order:
"THE MOST FLIES EVER!"
". . . on the football field . . ."
"What you got, makeup on or something? ... Like you're supposed to be in the casket."
"I got a bad elbow!"
"Is that Bobbi Brown?!"
"Alright. I hope you get it."
Most of those make no sense unless you've watched the video. So get on that.