
Bryce Harper is going to be a Giant. No, no, he’s signing with the Phillies. OK, we all know the Yankees will swoop in for him.
On second thought, he’ll pick the Padres. Can’t be, though, since there’s a mystery team (or was that really the Padres?)
While the baseball world waits and waits and waits on Harper’s free-agency decision, fans and pundits alike are growing antsy with every breathless report that the slugger is finalizing a decision.
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Enter Jim Bowden, now an MLB analyst for The Athletic, who provided this update Saturday ...
Harper seems headed to Philadelphia.
Bowden was general manager for the Reds (1992-2003) and the Nationals (2004-09), so he’s certainly connected to the MLB rumor mill. But he couched his thoughts on Harper with words like “I think” and “could,” so it comes off as informed speculation, not a certainty.
Giants fans worried that the recent deals with Gerardo Parra and Cameron Maybin signal the team is out on Harper actually shouldn’t be concerned. NBC Sports Bay Area’s Alex Pavlovic pointed out Saturday that the team always planned to add two outfielders before checking back on Harper.
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Bowden was general manager for the Reds (1992-2003) and the Nationals (2004-09), so he’s certainly connected to the MLB rumor mill. But he couched his thoughts on Harper with words like “I think” and “could,” so it comes off as informed speculation, not a certainty.
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Giants fans worried that the recent deals with Gerardo Parra and Cameron Maybin signal the team is out on Harper actually shouldn’t be concerned. NBC Sports Bay Area’s Alex Pavlovic pointed out Saturday that the team always planned to add two outfielders before checking back on Harper.
Whether or not Harper plans to launch balls into McCovey Cove this coming season remains to be seen. After all, just one day before Bowden gave his take, a Washington D.C. radio host said Harper had made his decision, and he believed it was to join the Giants.
C’mon, Bryce. Make a decision already. We’re not sure we can take more talk-show speculation. (Oh, and San Francisco is lovely this and any time of year.)