Don't you just hate it when you're simply minding your own business, enjoying a nice scoot, and end up scooting right into a potentially very dangerous situation featuring wild animals? Ha Ha Clinton-Dix hates that:
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Celebrities are just like us! Anyone who says that they'd react any differently has 1: clearly never seen a bear and 2: is a big, huge, gigantic liar. I've seen one wild bear in my life – while I was inside a house, far away – and still found myself wondering just how safe these 'walls' and 'doors' really were.
It bears (verb) the question: maybe the bears (animal) were looking for some of his game-worn Bears (human) stuff that he won't be needing anymore? This dumb sentence was brought to you by the word bears.
Bears (animal): don't scoot near them! Let them waddle their adorable little bear cubs (a bonus Chicago Sports reference because the bit never stops) through garages in peace.