If you're reading this website and have ever been to the center city Philadelphia bar and restaurant Jose Pistola's, then you've likely noticed the interesting message displayed on their point-of-sale kiosk: Dallas Sucks.
It's hard to argue.
Well they've taken things a step further and have teamed up with Weyerbacher Brewing Company to brew a beer of the same name.
Dallas Sucks is a "totally downable pale ale" made for drinking in the parking lots before a Birds game, according to their website.
“You can drink about six a quarter and still be okay to get outside to your Uber,” Jose Pistola's co-owner Joe Gunn told Draught Lines Magazine.
The brew will intitially only be available at Jose Pistola's and Sancho Pistola's in Fishtown but they eventually plan to can it as well.
They even have a pretty logo:
Previously: Trust the Process IPA is available from Philly brewery
Kevin Hart is one of the most well-known Philadelphia sports fans in the world.
He made a scene at the Super Bowl while showing support for the Eagles.
So it's no surprise when TMZ asked him about LeBron James and his 76ers, Hart lit up a bit, even going so far as to say he has already attempted to recruit him to Philly.
"I sent him $40. He didn't accept it," Hart said. "I really did try. I sent him 40 dollars and I said come to Philly."
"He said, 'kiss my ass!'"
"I don't think he's going anywhere," Hart added.
Probably not if $40 is the best we as a city have to offer.
The Philadelphia 76ers as a team, and Joel Embiid specifically, reminded the world last night that FS1's Colin Cowherd is quite often full of it when they won their 40th game of the season.
We wrote about this last night when Jojo poked fun at Cowherd for his preseason assertion that Sixers wouldn't sniff 40 wins. But today Cowherd held up his end of the preseason bet by rocking a No. 21 Sixers jersey during his The Herd show.
Cowherd's co-host Kristine Leahy posted video of the frequently wrong analyst admitting he'd lost and saying he'd own up to it, eventually.
"I'd love to have [Embiid] on this show anytime he wants," Cowherd said today. "I made a bet. I lost. I'm not going to welch."
But then he spoke about not being able to find a jersey that fit while Leahy was wearing one that would clearly fit him. They eventually found one and he put it on.
"They deserve love," Cowherd said.
Winning sure feels good. All kinds of winning.