FANS OF THE LPGA: Paula Creamer of the USA and Michelle Wie of the USA in traditional Japanese and Korean dress during a photocall at the Fairmont Hotel prior to the HSBC Women’s Champions at Tanah Merah Country Club on February 22, 2011 in Singapore, Singapore. (Getty Images)
SCANTILY PLAID: Ian Poulter of England at the announcement of the winning oufit that he will wear during the first round prior to the start of the World Golf Championships-Accenture Match Play Championship held at The Ritz-Carlton Golf Club, Dove Mountain on February 22, 2011 in Marana, Arizona. (Getty Images)
‘i’D LIKE TO BUY A VOWEL, PLEASE . . . ': General views of a leaderboard at the Tanah Merah Country Club prior to the start of the HSBC Women’s Champions 2011 on February 21, 2011 in Singapore, Singapore. (Getty Images)
A GOLF BALL WITH EYES . . . AND HAIR . . . AND A RED VISOR: The golf ball of Ryo Ishikawa of Japan during practice prior to the start of the World Golf Championships-Accenture Match Play Championship held at The Ritz-Carlton Golf Club, Dove Mountain on February 22, 2011 in Marana, Ariz. (Getty Images)
FRIENDLY SKIES: A smiley face is seen in the sky during the second round of the Accenture Match Play Championship at the Ritz-Carlton Golf Club on February 24, 2011 in Marana, Arizona. (Getty Images)
‘DON’T WALK AWAY FROM ME! I MAY NOT BE AROUND FOR VERY LONG!': A snowman is seen along a cart path during the final round of the World Golf Championships-Accenture Match Play Championship at The Ritz-Carlton Golf Club, Dove Mountain on February 27, 2011 in Marana, Ariz. (Getty Images)
‘iF I COULD REACH FARTHER, TIGER, I WOULD!': Tiger Woods signs autographs during practice prior to the start of the World Golf Championships-Accenture Match Play Championship held at The Ritz-Carlton Golf Club, Dove Mountain on February 22, 2011 in Marana, Ariz. (Getty Images)
PLUGGED BALLS GET POINTED RELIEF: A golf ball is seen in a cactus during the second round of the Accenture Match Play Championship at the Ritz-Carlton Golf Club on February 24, 2011 in Marana, Ariz. (Getty Images)
PENALTY FOR MISSING THE GREEN: LOST BALL: A course scenic shot of the 18th green dusted with snow during the final round of the World Golf Championships-Accenture Match Play Championship at The Ritz-Carlton Golf Club, Dove Mountain on February 27, 2011 in Marana, Ariz. (Getty Images)
‘POUND IT OUT FOR MEN IN BLACK': Graeme McDowell of Northern Ireland (L) is seen with manager Conor Ridge (R) and coach Pete Cowan (C) on the practice range during the second round of the Accenture Match Play Championship at the Ritz-Carlton Golf Club on February 24, 2011 in Marana, Ariz. (Getty Images)
DESERT ROSES: The Walter Hagen Cup trophy is seen prior to the start of the final round of the Accenture Match Play Championship at the Ritz-Carlton Golf Club on February 27, 2011 in Marana, Ariz. (Getty Images)
‘WHO SAYS MY GAME ISN’T SHARP RIGHT NOW?': Tiger Woods attempts to hit out of a briar patch on the 19th hole during the first round of the World Golf Championships-Accenture Match Play Championship at The Ritz-Carlton Golf Club, Dove Mountain on February 23, 2011 in Marana, Ariz. (Getty Image)
