Tony La Russa fires back at Jack Clark’s “poopy pants” rant

As Aaron noted earlier today, monobrowed-man-child Jack Clark called the Cardinals “quitters” and said “they have poopy in their pants.” While such a sophisticated and air-tight indictment is difficult to rebut, Tony La Russa has a law degree, so he’s trained in the finer arts of oral advocacy. Specifically, the “I’m rubber and you’re glue” defense:

“I just don’t feel like Jack has had the kind of spotless career where he can be making judgments like that. Whether it’s our team, pitchers, players, whatever,” La Russa said. “I think it’s a real personal (criticism). That’s why I’m saying something about it. It’s a very offensive quote to make. ... I respect Jack a lot because he did a good job of pulling his career together. But he had times where there were evaluations from his peers -- and I wasn’t his peer -- but his peers and his bosses were less than the best. I’m disappointed that he doesn’t take some of that past experience.

As a disinterested third party who also has considerable experience with advocacy and debate, I render my judgment thusly:

“Oh, snap!”

More seriously speaking, Aaron’s observation from this afternoon wins the day: Jack Clark: if you’re going to say a ballclub “quit,” you had best be prepared to say who on that ballclub quit and show your work. Otherwise you’re nothing more than a friggin’ blowhard.