MONDAY AFTERNOON ONE-LINERS

Chase Daniel tells Missouri newspaper he played 2008 with a previously undisclosed injury to the thumb on his throwing hand.Seahawks give Huskies OK to play in their home during renovation project.Micah Johnson opts to stay at Kentucky, will help offset the loss of six defensive starters to graduation.Did head-coaching aspirations -- and HC Mike Gundy‘s role as coordinator -- cause a pair of OSU coaches to make lateral moves to Auburn?Speaking of Gundy, the OSU coach reportedly visited with ex-Hurricanes QB Robert Marve last week in Miami.And, speaking of Marve, the Miami Herald says the QB’s saga “leaves no one looking good”.Coaches coming and (possibly) going could have an impact on the Pac-10’s recruiting classes.Associated Press runners-up losing at least one starter to the NFL, another is said to be leaning in that direction.Shockley gave new UGA quarterback the blueprint for replacing Matthew Stafford.National Championship game losers could be facing the loss of four key players to early entry (giggle).Breakout linebacker tells pair of Texas coaches that he ain’t going anywhere.Teams “raiding” Urban Meyer‘s staff after second title in three years.Potential first-round pick tells Nebraska he’ll be back for one more year.BcS bowls see 7% increase in TV ratings, while all 34 bowls combined get a 3% bump over last year.Despite the losses of some key seniors, tOSU is still hopeful for success in 2009, especially considering the fact they are expected to remain in the Big 10.What would a one-liner update be without yet another Tim Tebow story? Probably more palatable, actually.Former Auburn legend returning to school, expected to be defensive line coach on Gene Chizik‘s coaching staff.The above’s soon-to-be-former head coach understands why he’s losing an assistant who did a “phenomenal job”.Cornhuskers could be bucking the Big 12 passing trend and going back to the past for their future.Utah finishing #2 in the country and garnering 16 first-place votes “was as good as the Utes could hope for."Minnesota reaches back into their past for the hope of future defensive help.New Huskies head coach looking to buck history, winless season, as signing day looms in less than a month.Huge red-shirt freshman tackle credits basketball for improving his Kansas footwork.The Ol’ Ball Coach goes Ivy League to find some strength. And conditioning.One Bulldog, Two Yellow Jackets selected to play in That College All-Star Game Played The Week Before The Real One.Potential coaching assistant could fit the Ducks to a “Tee”.Longhorns’ finish second-best in Mack Brown‘s 11-year UT run.Returning starting quarterbacks to be critical in 2009 for all teams looking to make a BcS title run.With the 2008 season barely in the rear view mirror, NBC Sports.com takes a look at the coaches who will be on the hot seat in 2009.ESPN rolls out their All-Bowl team sans Tim Tebow; United States Congress promises a “very thorough investigation of this disturbing and unconscionable development”.