Both the New York Post and the New York Daily News decided that the best way to announce the Bartolo Colon signing on their back covers was to make fat jokes:
Pretty pathetic, guys.
PHOENIX, AZ - FEBRUARY 18: Pitcher Bartolo Colon #40 of the Oakland Athletics poses for a portrait during the spring training photo day at Phoenix Municipal Stadium on February 18, 2013 in Phoenix, Arizona. (Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images)
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