THURSDAY EVENING ONE-LINERS

At least three members of the U.S. House of Representatives refuse to vote for a resolution honoring Florida as national champions. Can you guess which state they were from?Oh, and it seems some legislators from Texas did the Utah No-Step as well.Agent Drew Rosenhaus sets goal of making former Pittsburgh running back LeSean McCoy the first back taken in the upcoming draft.Kent State tight end Jameson Konz granted a medical hardship waiver and a fifth season of eligibility.Columnist says Wisconsin deserves props for second consecutive year with no increase in ticket prices.ESPN will televise Georgia’s spring practice game this April.Even as there were four new hires this year, is enough progress being made on the minority coaching front?Utah State assistant coach John Rushing leaving the Aggies for a position on Mike McCarthy‘s Green Bay Packers coaching staff.Tennessee professor not at all enthused about the multi-million dollar Volunteer staff Lane Kiffin has assembled, says it’s “hard to take when we’re losing positions and colleagues all across the university because of the budget constraints we’re under”.Former Missouri placekicker and current NFL draft prospect Jeff Wolfert rejoining Tigers’ diving team for key conference stretch.Stewart Mandel of SI.com says BCS proponents have finally found their savior: the Arizona Cardinals.New defensive line coach Terry Price looking at a different Ole Miss and a clean slate for players.