Kobe Bryant ranks himself ahead of LeBron, Jordan to avoid eating cow tongue

For the record, beef tongue is good eats if prepared properly.

Kobe Bryant disagrees with me... or at least he doesn’t want to take a bite out of it whole.

So much so that while on the Late Late Show with James Corden he did something he didn’t want to do — rank himself, Michael Jordan, and LeBron James.

We made @KobeBryant choose between eating a cow tongue OR ranking himself, @KingJames and Michael Jordan from best to worst 😬 pic.twitter.com/ktKDemDlQf

— The Late Late Show with James Corden (@latelateshow) March 27, 2019

If you want to debate this ranking in the comments, go ahead, but I would suggest you may want to stop and evaluate where you are with your life and what are you doing with your time before doing so.