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Brilliant spoof: Zach Randolph’s deep thoughts on cats, shirts, more

Zach Randolph

Memphis Grizzlies forward Zach Randolph looks at the goal before attempting a free-throw during the second half of an NBA basketball game against the Washington Wizards in Memphis, Tenn., Friday, Feb. 1, 2013. The Grizzlies defeated the Wizards 85-76. (AP Photo/Danny Johnston)


Well done, Zach Randolph and the Memphis Grizzlies. Very well done.

Apparently, there are multiple versions of these deep dish thoughts.

If you’re a little confused right now, you were probably too young to watch Saturday Night Live in the 1990s. In general, you didn’t miss much. But there were some moments, and the few years of strange and funny Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy was one of the best (remember, this is the same era everyone loved The Far Side comic).

Okay, if you’re boring and want more serious Z-Bo, here he is on the Dan Patrick Show talking about his old school game.