Want your own club? Come up with a single pound and it’s yours! But you also need to come up with a £38 million to solve the club’s debt, and a £3.2 million tax bill due quite soon.
The Croatian, who featured brilliantly in the Real Madrid midfield during the Champions League final, has decided to celebrate by viciously ending the life of his beautiful mane.
The match was eventful - a 40-yard goal, a manager sprinting onto the field and eating his tie, and a double comeback by Rotherham to earn their second promotion in as many years.
Carlo Ancelotti faced an early axe at the hands of Roman Abramovich, but yesterday’s managerial masterpiece by the former AC Milan legend expelled those demons.