Madison Bumgarner was pounded for seven runs in three innings by the Cardinals on Wednesday.
Bumgarner tried for an early exit by shouting at Willson Contreras, who had the audacity to swing at one of Bumgarner’s meatballs, but Contreras somehow resisted the temptation to take a swing at the one-time ace. In truth, a brawl would have given the Diamondbacks their only path to a win today. Bumgarner is 0-3 with a 10.26 ERA. At this point, the Diamondbacks’ best hope for making good on this contract is to find the Madison Bumgarner that Madison Bumgarner once dated and hope that maybe she has a knuckleball.