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At least Brandon Jacobs has his “fast-ass car”

Miami Dolphins v New York Giants

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ - OCTOBER 30: Brandon Jacobs #27 of the New York Giants grabs the ball after his own fumble against the Miami Dolphins at MetLife Stadium on October 30, 2011 in East Rutherford, New Jersey. (Photo by Nick Laham/Getty Images)

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The Giants just completed a comeback win at home to get to 5-2, two games up in the NFC East.

Running back Brandon Jacobs thus decided to throw another turd in the punch bowl.

“I’ve got nothing positive to say,” Jacobs said after the win via “The most positive thing: I got family at home and I got a fast-ass car being delivered on Tuesday. That’s it.”

Jacobs had five touches in the game, which totaled ten yards. Most of that playing time came when Ahmad Bradshaw battled an injured foot.

Jacobs seemed to realize that talking wasn’t going to help his cause.

“Cause I can’t say nothing,” Jacobs said. “I always say something for everyone else’s dislike.”

One thing we can all agree on: Fast-ass cars are sweet.