I wrote a column on NBCSports.com Sunday night looking at 10 Super Bowl storylines we’ll get tired of over the next two weeks.
The most ridiculous item on the list was the battle of hair between Clay Matthews and Troy Polamalu, with Brett Keisel’s beard thrown in for good measure.
And wouldn’t you know: The Associated Press led their initial Super Bowl preview with heavy mention of hair and Matthews was asked about the topic on Monday. He relishes the opportunity to out-shine Polamalu.
(Yes, you should feel dumber for having read this post. And may God have mercy on your soul.)
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