WINSLOW APPEAL HEARING MOVED TO TUESDAY

We know, we know. We said earlier in the day that we wouldn’t say anything more about Kellen Winslow and/or his possibly previously swollen balls and/or his alleged case of staph infection and/or his suspension for one game and/or the appeal of it until tomorrow. We lied. (See, Brett. It’s that easy.) Jason Cole of Yahoo! Sports reports that the hearing on Winslow’s appeal of his suspension, which previously had been expedited, has been delayed until Tuesday, October 28. It means that Winslow won’t play on Sunday when the Browns face the Jaguars. But Winslow still could get a game check, if the appeal prevails. Said NFLPA counsel Tom DePaso: “The suspension is clearly disproportionate, unwarranted and excessive given what the player did.” DePaso forgot to include outrageous, egregious, and/or preposterous.