The best lines from Steve Spurrier’s SEC media day press conference

From Stephen Garcia to Davy Crockett to retiring on the beach, Steve Spurrier was on a roll for his SEC media day presser on Tuesday.

As if you expected anything else. His best lines are below.

Steve Spurrier: “As soon as I see Stephen (Garcia) I’m going to tell him it looks like he joined Duck Dynasty instead of the media.”

— Josh Kendall (@JoshatTheState) July 15, 2014

Spurrier: “OK, good to be here. … (time) to get ready for talkin’ season.”

— George Schroeder (@GeorgeSchroeder) July 15, 2014

Spurrier just referred to Dylan Thompson as “the only quarterback in the country to beat UCF.” File that one away. — Stewart Mandel (@slmandel) July 15, 2014

Spurrier asked if winning at South Carolina is harder. “Well they had never won at Florida until I got there.” Coach Boom is sad. — Hugh Kellenberger (@HKellenbergerCL) July 15, 2014

Spurrier with his first “this, that or the other.” Drink!

— Seth Emerson (@SethEmerson) July 15, 2014

Spurrier: “big donors (in college) are similar to an owner of an NFL team. Best part they don’t tell you what to do.”

— Brett McMurphy (@McMurphyESPN) July 15, 2014

“I always thought Davy Crockett was the here of the Alamo. His and his 33 guys from Tennessee ... that got killed and so forth.” — Hugh Kellenberger (@HKellenbergerCL) July 15, 2014

Spurrier thought he’d coach in NFL for 5/6 years and then retire to beach. “That was a bad plan, it really was.” — Josh Kendall (@JoshatTheState) July 15, 2014

Spurrier: “I read in the paper that http://t.co/DBeXe2vdWD had us No. 2 in recruiting. Of course Alabama was No. 1.”

— Andy Staples (@Andy_Staples) July 15, 2014

Spurrier: “It’s a shame that Texas and Texas A&M don’t play anymore. I think that’s sad. Florida plays Florida State. We play Clemson.” — Dave Matter (@Dave_Matter) July 15, 2014

Spurrier says A&M has recruited very well, been in top 10 recruiting last three years, calls Sumlin “a good negotiator” with new $5M salary.

— kbohls (@kbohls) July 15, 2014