Golf Guy goes to The Players

And Golf Guy’s journey begins....

Trying to make sure they keep the media in check, the PGA Tour hired legendary shuttle driver Martha ‘I’ll Scratch Your Face Off’ Mayweather

Before a Tiger Woods news conference...

... and after Tiger shows up

Tiger’s agent Mark Steinberg keeps a close eye on ‘who’ is asking the tough questions

Shameless plug

Larry and Earl, longtime golf marshals, finally figured out to sign up for the ‘Just Sit Around and Look Comfy’ job posting

Just weeks after winning his first PGA Tour title, Jason Dufner is spotted working security for a beer garden

Some patios are just better than others

They really make you feel like you are literally ‘going’ in the woods at The Players

‘Cool Treats’ was turning a nice profit until they hired Bob, the 2009 Jacksonville ice-cream eating contest champion

Ted and Steve made a pact long ago to wear the same shirts and floppy hats to every PGA Tour they attended

(Editor’s note: The original Golf Guy caption had to be removed from this picture)

When no one was on the tee box, Ted and Ken spent hours gazing into each others eyes

Those are some very, very nice hats

Showtime!

Survivor: TPC Sawgrass edition

One way to keep your chair available

No joke - this guy was out cold

Up to you to figure out what the letter ‘M’ stands for

‘I heart Golf Guy’

Sadly for Mitch, a guy named Tim seemed to be the man for the job

When it came to taking golf pictures, Lauren easily had the best follow-through in the business

Beauty ... and the beast (par-3 17th)

Whit, Charlie and Frank doing their best to ignore the Golf Guy

‘Ooooohhhh, the humanity...’

Nice little clubhouse ... for $570 millions dollars!

Autograph? BAM! This kid is as excited as the Golf Guy gets when scoring an interview with Tiger

Hot Dog Buns Gone Wild!

Despite being cultured, world No. 2 Luke Donald takes advice about whether or not to order the cheese sticks at TPC Sawgrass

Golf and geometry

Why yes, you can help me