Settling the Score: Friday’s results
It’s gonna be really interesting if the Rays sweep the Red Sox and make a genuine wild card race in the American League. And by “interesting” I mean “totally hilarious for everyone who isn’t a Red Sox fan.” And no one -- but no one -- will feel more uncomfortable about it than Carl Crawford.
In other news, the Cardinals beat the Braves. If that led to a real wild card race in the National League, no, that would not be funny. Totally different thing, I assure you. Comedy just doesn’t apply across the board like that. I’m sure you understand.
Anyway, here’s what went down while you were at the high school football game: