Francisco Rodriguez suffers a freak cactus injury

This never would’ve happened if the Mets signed him. Unless, of course, there are sharp grapefruits out there:

Francisco Rodriguez stepped on a cactus yesterday. First freak incident of camp. Status for tomorrow’s game unknown right now. #Brewers

— Todd Rosiak (@Todd_Rosiak) March 12, 2014

A letter in Francisco Rodriguez’s writing doesn’t mean he’s not dead.