MLB warns George Sherrill to speed things up
Dodgers’ reliever George Sherrill got a nastygram from Bob Watson over pace-of-game issues:
Sherrill treated the warning with the utmost professionalism, of course, taping it to his locker and writing “With more strikes called, the game is faster,” on the bottom.
If I was Bob Watson, I’d respond with something like “when you and your 8.00 ERA start throwing pitches near the strike zone perhaps more strikes will be called, Meat. Now speed things up, capice?