“I’d be less surprised if Elijah showed up at my parents’ house this Passover than if they trade him before the start of the season.”
- Josh Johnson’s agent Matt Sosnick, during an interview with FOXSports.com. According to two sources with knowledge of the club’s intentions, the Marlins do not plan to trade the 25-year-old right-hander this offseason.
Okay, unless the Messiah suddenly appears, I swear this is my last Josh Johnson post for a while.
