So, you wanna see naked pictures of Grady Sizemore?

Well, I didn’t actually, but someone did:

Indians center fielder Grady Sizemore says legal action has been taken after pictures of himself in various stages of dress and undress appeared on an Internet site Sunday morning. “These pictures were stolen illegally from my girlfriend’s email,” Sizemore told The Plain Dealer on Sunday night. “It’s now a legal matter that is under investigation. I can’t say anything more.”

MLB and the players association are said to be investigating the matter on Sizemore’s behalf.

While, as of today, I’m no longer a practicing lawyer, I can tell you with 100% certainty that if someone did actually steal Sizemore’s girlfriend’s emails -- as opposed to this being a publicity stunt of some kind -- they have some legal exposure here. At the same time, however, I can tell you with 100% certainty that the best way to ensure that there are no naked pictures of you floating around on the Internet is to NOT TAKE NAKED PICTURES OF YOURSELF AND EMAIL THEM TO PEOPLE.