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Today’s reminder civilization is ending: Juwan Howard is recording his own rap album

Juwan Howard

Miami Heat’s Juwan Howard gestures to the crowd at a public celebration of their NBA Championship in Miami, Monday, June 25, 2012. (AP Photo/J Pat Carter)


I... I mean... I just...


OK, so Howard’s 39. So what? Dr. Dre is 47. Also, pretty sure Dr. Dre has been working on “Detox” for longer than Howard has been in the NBA. Still, Howard joins a long and prolific group of NBA players to join the rap game, including Shaq, Stephen Jackson, and everyone on the seminal classic “B-Ball’s Best Kept Secret.” Actually, Howard was drafted the same year that album came out. So this is really the circle of life so to speak.

What does one rap about as an end-of-the-bench veteran?

Oh, does this mean we get a diss track for or from Lance Stephenson? Because if so, this endeavor is entirely worth it.