There are lots of parallels between Prince Oberyn and Cristiano Ronaldo.
Both are devastatingly handsome, suave, and good at what they do. And both have faced extreme danger at the hands of the Mountain.
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Iceland strongman Hafhtor Bjornsson, who plays Mountain on HBO’s megahit “Game of Thrones”, has issued a warning to Portugal captain Cristiano Ronaldo
The safety of one of the world’s prettiest heads is clearly in jeopardy, and right now we can imagine clueless Florentino Perez contacting global authorities.
Also, let’s all start calling Ronaldo the “Red Viper”, at least for the next week or so.
(EDIT: Video originally filmed by Steve Crossman for the BBC).