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The Wilson Ramos kidnappers were a bunch of amateurs

Wilson Ramos

Washington Nationals’ Wilson Ramos, left, reacts as he rounds the bases after hitting a two-run home run off Philadelphia Phillies starting pitcher Vance Worley during the second inning of a baseball game on Wednesday, Sept. 21, 2011, in Philadelphia. (AP Photo/Matt Slocum)

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FC alerts us to an English language version of a story from Venezuela which reports that the guys who kidnapped Wilson Ramos were a bunch of amateurs. Like, literally amateurs. As FC notes, the more expansive Spanish language version of the report notes that only two of the six kidnappers had criminal records.

They were also amateurs in execution of the plot. They didn’t wear masks, allowing composite sketches to be made. A car was found, helping authorities ID the suspects. The time of day of the kidnapping meant that there were lots of witnesses. Master criminals they were not.

You know, as soon as the Ramos kidnapping was reported, a lot of people were tweeting and emailing me “Big Lebowski” quotes. That kind of thing was obviously in poor taste because Ramos was in real peril so I wasn’t about to give them voice around here. But now that he’s back safe and these guys were caught, I’m starting to think that, however inappropriate those comments were, they weren’t necessarily wrong.

Effin’ amateurs.