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Tweet of the Day: Craig Kimbrel ponders a career at Taco Bell

Braves relief pitcher Craig Kimbrel throws against the Cleveland Indians in the ninth inning  during their MLB inter-league baseball game in Atlanta

Atlanta Braves relief pitcher Kimbrel throws against the Cleveland Indians in the ninth inning during their MLB inter-league baseball game in Atlanta, Georgia August 29, 2013. REUTERS/Tami Chappell (UNITED STATES - Tags: SPORT BASEBALL)

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Tweet of the night, actually, but still:

Hmmmm.... pic.twitter.com/xL7nWVHmtJ

— Craig Kimbrel (@kimbrel46) November 13, 2013


I like the impulse, Craig, but don’t bother. I hear that Fredi Gonzalez is the manager of that Taco Bell. And you know how it’ll go: lunch rush comes, everyone’s slammed and the lines are backing up. And Fredi still doesn’t schedule you because he hired you to be a “closer,” and everyone knows that Taco Bell requires its best employees at 2AM.