“It’s a job that everyone wants and not many have the chance to have, and I have it,” Jose Mourinho said during his introductory press conference at Manchester United.
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The presser lived up to expectations, at least in terms of entertainment. Our own Joe Prince-Wright transcribed the event, but you can watch the video above.
Mourinho also took a presumed shot at Arsene Wenger (not that unusual), and declared Wayne Rooney a forward (more unusual).