Pop quiz, hotshot: You have no money, no DH rule, and the most spacious outfield in all of baseball. Why on Earth are you interested in a veteran defensive liability Jermaine Dye?
I can’t think of any team in baseball that would be a worse fit for Dye, can you? I mean maybe if he’s willing to take a Troy Glaus kind of deal he’d be nice to have around, but I have to think that Jed Hoyer can come up with something a bit more inspired than that.