Those guys who stole Evan Longoria’s Camaro: Worst. Auto. Thieves. Ever.
Remember the Evan Longoria GTA? You kind of figured that was a one-and-done story, but I guess not:
Really? Abandoned? Back when I was a boy, car thieves got their merch into a chop shop within minutes of boosting it and the remains were on their way to shady parts dealers withing the hour. Now they’re just abandoning the stuff by the side of the road? And police actually think they’ll recover the Camaro too?
Man, kids these days have no ambition or work ethic. Makes me sad, really.