In 2017, Suns owner Robert Sarver had live goats – signifying his team getting a Greatest Of All Time – put into then-general manager Ryan McDonough’s office. The goats reportedly defecated “all over.”
to be fair, sources also say the amount of fecal matter was exaggerated, and that it was akin to a cat doing its business inside a litter box.
This is chicken-tortilla-soup-level, elite follow-up reporting.
It’s also an excuse for me to tell you to read Amick’s excellent story on Suns coach Monty Williams – which includes how Williams handled the death of his wife, his remarriage and why he struck an unlikely bond with Sarver.