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Report: The goats Robert Sarver put in former Suns GM’s office defecated only a little

2017 NBA Draft Lottery

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 16: Robert Sarver of the Phoenix Suns takes notes inside the lottery room during the 2017 NBA Draft Lottery at the New York Hilton in New York, New York. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this Photograph, user is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. Mandatory Copyright Notice: Copyright 2017 NBAE (Photo by Jennifer Pottheiser/NBAE via Getty Images)

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In 2017, Suns owner Robert Sarver had live goats – signifying his team getting a Greatest Of All Time – put into then-general manager Ryan McDonough’s office. The goats reportedly defecated “all over.”

Sam Amick of USA Today:

to be fair, sources also say the amount of fecal matter was exaggerated, and that it was akin to a cat doing its business inside a litter box.

This is chicken-tortilla-soup-level, elite follow-up reporting.

It’s also an excuse for me to tell you to read Amick’s excellent story on Suns coach Monty Williams – which includes how Williams handled the death of his wife, his remarriage and why he struck an unlikely bond with Sarver.