We almost forgot to open the doors to the weekly “best comment of the day gets a free copy of a book no one wants to buy” contest. So, once again, the best comment posted here today -- as judged exclusively by me -- will receive a signed copy of Our Quarterback Is A Cyborg Quarterback of the Future. The rest of you shouldn’t buy it. It wouldn’t make for a good Mother’s Day gift. Actually, that last sentence really isn’t an attempt at reverse psychology. If you bought a book about football and time travel for your mother, she’d probably cram the thing up your ass. And since the book is actually pretty large, that probably would hurt.