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Why Chad Ochocinco is like birth control

The following quote really needs no introduction:

“I’m dependable like birth control, 99.9 percent of the time,” Chad Ochocinco said Tuesday.

And with that, the reality show magnate announced his arrival at mandatory minicamp after missing 100% of the voluntary practices during the offseason.

Ochocinco backed up his words on the field, catching two 45-yard passes from Carson Palmer.