Ozzie Guillen quit Twitter in May, explaining his decision in typical Ozzie fashion:
And yet yesterday he unretired from Twitter, telling his 250,000 followers “iam. baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack” (that’s a direct quote) before posting another 10 tweets in the next 12 hours. During his Twitter break Guillen seems to have developed a fondness for periods. For instance, here’s his Twitter analysis of the Democratic National Convention last night:
And here’s a later tweet about golfing:
I’m not sure how long Ozzie will stick with Twitter this time around, but it’s good to have him back.
Yeah, I hate Twitter. Everybody following me can [expletive] his pants. You can quote me on that one. Don’t follow me anymore. Twitter is a stupid thing. I never make money out of that. When you speak Spanish, you speak Spanish. When you speak English, you don’t know how to spell “English.” Get a real job, get a life. I don’t make money out of that. I’m done.
And yet yesterday he unretired from Twitter, telling his 250,000 followers “iam. baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack” (that’s a direct quote) before posting another 10 tweets in the next 12 hours. During his Twitter break Guillen seems to have developed a fondness for periods. For instance, here’s his Twitter analysis of the Democratic National Convention last night:
michelle obama great. job. and. whit all my. respect she. look. great. congrats. to. her.
— Ozzie Guillen (@OzzieGuillen) September 5, 2012
And here’s a later tweet about golfing:
golf. game. yes be. cancel. thank. god. i. was playing. bad. lol. two much. water. terrible. now. drive. back. to. miami
— Ozzie Guillen (@OzzieGuillen) September 5, 2012
I’m not sure how long Ozzie will stick with Twitter this time around, but it’s good to have him back.
(Incidentally, “everybody following me can [expletive] his pants” is something everyone on Twitter should be forced to tweet at least once per day, as sort of a mantra.)
