If Titans quarterback Zach Mettenberger wants more ammunition for poking the oversized Brahma Bull that is Texans defensive end J.J. Watt, the Texans have provided it.
Houston’s NFL franchise has attached a theme to every home game to be played in 2015, a move that Mettenberger probably would deem “high schoolish.”
It also could be called “collegeish.” It also could be labeled “money-makingish.” Eight of the ten themed home games have a presenting sponsor, which means that the Texans are making a little (or a lot) more money for nothing.
Which will buy plenty of letterman jackets, pom-poms, and class rings.