Rejoice: Paulina Gretzky is back on Twitter
In easily the most important vaguely hockey-related news of the night,* Paulina Gretzky is back on Twitter after being banished by her fun-killing father/all-time NHL great Wayne Gretzky. Check out her first message (apologies if this story helps her dad find out about her hugely relevant return to social media, by the way).
Oh, those 22-year-old daughters. Such scamps. One could even say that they’re tougher to deal with than the mediocre ‘80s defensemen Wayne Gretzky shredded over and over again ...
* This might deserve front page play on The New York Times, really.