Police blotter time. A Midwest League twofer:
Toronto Blue Jays Minor League righthander Clinton Hollon has received a 50-game suspension following a second positive test for a Drug of Abuse. Hollon is currently on the roster of the Single-A Lansing Lugnuts of the Midwest League.
Next, Minnesota Twins Minor League righthander Logan Lombana has received an 80-game suspension after testing positive for Ibutamoren, a performance-enhancing drug. Lombana is currently on the roster of the Single-A Cedar Rapids Kernels of the Midwest League.
In other news, minor league nicknames like Lugnuts and Kernals are the best.