Today at Cubs camp, that wacky Joe Maddon started workouts by having the team check out Mozart while they did Tae-Bo followed by a lunch featuring no love pride deep-fried chicken and the best soy lattes that a major league baseball team ever had.
In other news, Train’s “Drops of Jupiter” may be one of the worst songs ever recorded in the history of music:
Had a great time rockin out for the boys today. pic.twitter.com/fz7zpSLR75
— Anthony Rizzo (@ARizzo44) March 30, 2016
Legend holds that the Cubs were once cursed for 70+ years over a billy goat. If there’s any justice in the world -- at least if the justice is delivered based on one’s musical tastes -- the Cubs will now fail to win a World Series until 2045. At the very earliest.