URLACHER ACCUSED OF CAUSING GENDER CONFUSION FOR HIS SON

In the domestic dispute that will likely never end, the mother of Brian Urlacher’s son claims that the Bears middle linebacker is causing the young boy confusing regarding his gender. By painting his toenails and equipping him with Cinderella diapers. Seriously. The charges were made in court on Tuesday, in connection with an effort by Urlacher to force the boy’s mother, Tyna Robertson, to allow Urlacher to spend time with his son. Robertson said she’ll allow Urlacher to see the child if Urlacher stops painting the boy’s toenails and provides him with “gender-appropriate” protective undergarments. After the hearing, Robertson held court with the media and launched various allegations at Urlacher. "[He] pulls down his pants and says, ‘Mommy, look how pretty they are,’” Robertson said. “Big boys paint their nails,” the boy told Robertson (according to Robertson). “He’d say, ‘Mommy, I don’t want to get my nails wet. I don’t want to mess them up,’” she said. “It took two hours to get him in the bath.” Robertson said that Urlacher refused to change his ways. “He says he can do whatever he wants,” Robertson said. "[Urlacher said], ‘It doesn’t make him feminine. It doesn’t make him gay.’ “You’re confusing him, if he’s a boy or a girl,” Robertson said. It appears, however, that Urlacher’s girlfriend might have been the one who painted the boy’s nails and/or purchased the pink Pull-Ups. Urlacher didn’t attend the hearing, which was covered by his lawyer. This is the latest round in a war of words that last created a stir in 2007, when Robertson accused Urlacher of sending her hostile and profane text messages. The irony here is that, in one of the messages, Urlachers allegedly accused Robertson of “raising a little p---y.”