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VIDEO: Man City produces hilarious “Milner’s Boring Christmas” special

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If you’re a fan of the (in)famous @BoringMilner Twitter feed, has Manchester City got quite the Christmas gift for you?

Three cheers for James Milner, who sank his teeth into the idea that his holiday would be simply mundane in this hilarious video.

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First, though, for those unfamiliar with the bit, some of our favorite recent @BoringMilner Tweets:

Joe Hart’s shoelace was untied. I said Your shoelace is untied, Joe. He said Thanks, James. I said No problem. Then he tied his shoelace.

— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) December 16, 2014

Door number 3 on my Advent Calendar was definitely worth the wait. It was a picture of a toy drum. It was blue & It was very nice.

— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) December 4, 2014

This morning there was frost on my car windscreen. I told Yaya & he said his car was frosty too. Joe Hart said his car wasn’t frosty. Crazy.

— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) October 29, 2014

I said congratulations on breaking the record to Francesco Totti. He said Scusi? I said THE RECORD!... CONGRATULATIONS! He said Scusi?

— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) September 30, 2014

When Manchester United were winning 3-1 I thought they would win easily but Leicester scored 4 goals and won 5-3 which was surprising.

— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) September 21, 2014

From brown wrapping paper to the “snow” Christmas card from Gareth Barry all the way to the star of skit -- the garbage can -- this video is a treat. Without furthier ado, here’s Milner selling the joke brilliantly.

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