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WATCH: Claudio Pizarro’s bicycle darkens Hamburg relegation nightmare

Germany Soccer Bundesliga

Bayern’s Claudio Pizarro of Peru, fourth left, and Bastian Schweinsteiger, third left, chat as they and other teammates leave the pitch after the German Bundesliga soccer match between Hamburger SV and FC Bayern Munich in Hamburg, Germany, Saturday, May 3, 2014. Munich defeated Hamburg by 4-1.(AP Photo/Michael Sohn)

Michael Sohn

You can just see Claudio Pizarro’s thoughts as the rebound rises into the air and then begins to drop. With his back to goal and not a single Hamburg defender interested in bodying up on the 35-year-old Bayern Munich striker, they go something like this.

“Well, if you guys are just gonna watch, I might as well bike it.”

So he did.

Defending like this is why Hamburg is on the brink of relegation.

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