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Idiot nearly falls from the stands chasing a ball at the Home Run Derby

All Star Dangling Fan Baseball

Fans hold the legs of Keith Carmickle from Kingman, Ariz. as he nearly fell over a railing trying to catch a ball during the MLB Home Run Derby Monday, July 11, 2011, in Phoenix. (AP Photo/Arizona Republic, Michael Chow) MARICOPA COUNTY OUT NO SALES

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Just days after Shannon Stone died from a fall while reaching for a baseball at a Texas Rangers game, a fan at last night’s Home Run Derby nearly fell out of the outfield stands while lunging for a home run ball hit by Prince Fielder. He was spared serious injury or death only because his friends grabbed him by his feet, held him and then pulled him back as he dangled over the railing above a concrete deck 20 feet below.

That’s him to the right. His name is Keith Carmickle, and common sense is not his forte. His fall came after he stepped up onto the narrow metal table which abutted the railing -- the kind you stand in front of and set your drink on while watching the game -- and then, while still standing on it, reached down low to catch the ball as it came in. Like so:

All Star Dangling Fan Baseball

Keith Carmickle from Kingman, Ariz., stands on a table trying to catch a foul ball during the MLB Home Run Derby on Monday, July 11, 2011, in Phoenix. (AP Photo/Arizona Republic, Michael Chow) MARICOPA COUNTY OUT NO SALES

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He missed the ball, but his momentum carried him forward and he fell headfirst over the rail. If it wasn’t for his brother’s and his friends’ quick action, down he would have gone.

Based on Carmickle’s quote after the incident, you can tell that he felt the gravity of the situation deeply:

“We caught three balls and I told the guys I was going to go for the cycle. Dude, they were really holding onto me.”

Despite his idiocy, he (a) escaped this dangerous situation of his own making unscathed; and (b) was allowed to stay at the Derby by security. Both of these factors have been added to the “evidence that there is no God and/or that He is not just and fair” side of the big ledger I keep on my desk and in which I tally the wonder and folly of Humanity as I encounter it.