Pablo Ozuna has been suspended for violating the PED policy:
The Office of the Commissioner of Baseball announced today that Philadelphia Phillies Minor League infielder Pablo Ozuna has received a 50-game suspension after showing an elevated Testosterone/Epitestosterone ratio, a performance-enhancing substance violation of the Minor League Drug Prevention and Treatment Program.
Oh great. Now we’re going to get a week of moral outrage from columnists and TV talking heads, awkward press conferences, and a nation clamoring for an apology that will never come. And of course, we get to relive it all in seven or eight years when Ozuna’s comes eligible for the Hall of Fame.
Damn you, steroid scourge!! Damn you!!